PSA: you are SUPPOSED to DRINK THE CEREAL MILK
The new iPhone is so stupid but my dads about to get one and I’m helly jelly
Anonymous asked: Your little boy is adorable. I hope you raise him well <3
im raising hell
Anonymous asked: how long have u and ur girlfriend been together
5 years or sumthin liek that
I don’t even do work at work. I just took an hour long nap at my desk and now I’m watching YouTube videos…
Anonymous asked: what ethnicity is ur kid like is he mixed
white & terrorist
Anonymous asked: More like deadbeat dad.
I earned it ~
Anonymous asked: how old is your baby and do you stay with it and stuff? you dont seem like a dad lol.
He’s almost 3 (I’m October) I don’t stay with him. He stays with his mother. People are pretty surprised when I tell em I have a kid since I look like a ratchet gutter punk lol.
I really need to step up my dad game. Thinking about buying a bunch of dad sweaters this winter to make it official